Presented by: The Master's Table Web Site

Here are a few Good one-liners:

· We become what we worship.

· Don't let your worries get the best of you, remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

· Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited -until you try to sit in their pews.

· Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

· It’s easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

· The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

· When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

· People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

· Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the bell.

· Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

· The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in conclusion."

· If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

· God himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

· To make a long story short, don't tell it.

· Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

· Peace starts with a smile.

· I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

· A lot of church members who are singing, "Standing on the Promises," are just sitting on the premises.

· We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

· Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much as committees.

· Be ye fishers of men; but remember you catch them—he'll clean them.

· Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

· Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

· Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.

· Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

· God doesn't call the qualified, he qualifies the called.

· God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruit of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

· God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

· He who angers you, controls you!

· If God is your copilot, swap seats!

· Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!

· The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

· The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.

· We don't change the message; the message changes us.

· You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

· P. U. S. H. = Pray Until Something Happens.

May God Bless you all.
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