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Funny How...
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Funny how we set our clocks to arise at 4:00 am or 5:00 am to
be at the job by 7:30, yet when the Sabbath comes we can't get to
church for the 11:00 am service to praise the one who gave us
the jobs!

Funny how we Christians call God our Father and Jesus our
brother, but find hard to introduce them to our family.

Funny how small our sins seem, but how big "their" sins are.

Funny how we demand justice for others, but expect mercy from

Funny how much difficulty some have learning the gospel well
enough to tell others, but how simple it is to understand and
explain the latest gossip about someone else.

Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but
don't have any difficult thinking of things to talk about to a

Funny how we are so quick to take directions from a total
stranger when we are lost, but are hesitant to take God's
direction for our lives.

Funny how so many churchgoers sing "Standing on the
Promises" but all they do is sit on the premises.

Funny how people want God to answer their prayers but refuse
to listen to His counsel.

Funny how it is okay to blame God for evil and suffering in the
world but never think about why evil is in the world!

Funny how when something goes wrong, we cry, "Lord, why me?"
but when something goes right, we think, "Hey, I'm great"

May God Bless you all.
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